Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Stranger danger!

here is sumthin that I do.not.like.


Levon, the speckled pup, does not likey new peoples. I like my peoples and my peoples include:

my mama (durh)

my grammer tammer
my big daddy mike

sumtimes my unkle zackaroonie

das about it. I also sumtimes like my aunt mary and my uncle timmy but only after I barky at them for a little bit. Oh and Maria. OHHH. and my aunt Besty.

Ladies luv Levon

but that's it. nobody else. ever. no how.

I will git dem baddies. you watch.

sumtimes, when I go to the dogger parks I get in trubble bc I barky at them peoples and them other pupper dogs.  I has to portect my mama from da stranger dangers. Liek yesserday, dis lady done come up to the dogger park and she diin't has no doggers wit her and my mama's stranger danger senses got all up on it. Stranger Danger Lady had pupper treats dat she was just GIVING AWAY. Levon likes pupper treats even if he don't like stranger danger. So had me some. Den I stolded sum from sumbody else (you snooze, you loose). Den stranger danger lady yelled. AT ME. I can't help it dem other puppers are slow on their puppy treat game. Get off me. 
So, mama made us leave b4 I got too mean with stranger danger lady and dem other bad puppers.

sumtimes i do like other pupper dogs like my best gal, Jersey 

she be my firstest friend

and my cuzin brudder Ozzy and my cuzin sister, Sadie.

I like him even dough he makes me share cuddles.

And dis is my newest friend Jackson
he's a big dog but I not scared

But them dogger park dogs scare me sumtimes. so I has to tell em who is boss. Dem baddies ain't gonna get me! 

Besides, who wud want 2 hurt dis. I'm aresome.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Whatchoo know bout dat?

Look at me! I'm blarging two adays!

So, my mama sed it is daywight savin times and I dun know what dat is bc I'm a dog... but I will tell you what. I'm feelin a wacky and crazy pants right now. My eats and sleeps are all throwd off and I dun know what to do. Do not like.

In honor of my wacky sleeps, I tought I'd share with you Levon's Top Ways to Snuggle and Sleep. Levon is usually a very skillz sleepr. Watch and learn, you can teach your goggie bout my awesome.

1. On ur feets
Oh hai, I has drunk eyes

2. with a hooman
sumtimes I fall asleep durin glee. don't tell no body
3. Wit one eye watchin you
i got my eye set on you
4. sumtimes I falls asleep readin
good book.
5. Sittin up
6. On mama's freshly washed pillow

7. Wit my cuzin brudder, Ozzy
sweet babies
8. Wit the bed allllll to myself
9. in da sunshines
10. wit my toys saffy tucked away
safe and sounz

Ok kiddos... enuff about me. TTYL LYLAS BFF ROFL LOL LMAO Smooches!

Love and Kibbles,
Levon Elizabeth

Monday, March 14, 2011

u gonna kiss me or not?

Hay der friends... Levon Elizabeth Here... Happy Monday 2 u and urs.

Things ahve been happenin here in the Burmerham... My mama and I movded AGINS! she pinker promises me that we won't b moving no moar and I hope dat she is tellin me truths. Cause I am disorererented. I ain't gots know clude where da hecks i am. haf of the times.

Anyways. I likey my new house. Mama pickded out a place dat has konkreet flors and they make a tap tap noises when I runded on dem. Levon likey. Mama likes it too bc I don't like to tee tee on da konkreet floors. i be good baby and tee tee outside on da tree in the parking lot.

While I haveded you here, I thought I might tells you about how much my mama loves me.

Reasons why my mama loves me and i am da best pupper dog in da world:

1. I am a guard dog. I barky and I barky good at dem peoples dat is outside my mamas house.

2. I play gud wit others.

3. I am ver spressive.

4. I wuv my grammer tammer. (and I am really cute)

5. I am a gud cuddler. I keep my mama warm and snuggied.
u can pls to cuddle wit me?
Where's Weevy?
dis is my spot.
 So, Tell me. Wut is ur favorite ting about Weevy? Do u like my winning good looks? My charmin personalities? my purty eyes? My fresh brefs? My strong barks?

Holla back now.. tell me how much u love me!

love n kibbles,
Levon Elizabeth

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Nu yrs Resolutions- Levon Style

Happer Nu Yers, ma peeps!

I knowed we ain't talked since Adventmas but i been so bissy with all my toys that the Sweet Baby Jebus and his daddy Santy Kloz done broughted me, I dint hab time to write to yous. 
So, Mama saids that is reaul portant dat I tell yous about all da ways that Levon is going to be harder, better, faster, stronger dis year. 

So, here is muh list of New Yers Resolutions: Doggy Style

1. Let Mama sleep past 7am. At least till 730.
2. Not eat mama's shoez unless she giveded em to me.
3. No moar humping my cuzin brudder Ozzy. mama say that ain't cool.
4. Give moar pupper kisses.
5. Work on muh fitness. nobody likes a chubby weiner. 
6. I pwomise to not go tee tee pot on my mama's new poartment. 
7. Learn to not be a bed hawg. 
8. No moar whinying for hooman food. 
9. Blog moar.
10.  Make mor friends.

Dis is my choo toy. I will eated dis and not shoez.

I like television. Specially the kind with jumpy beach people.

oh hai. I'm sweet.

saveded you a spot.

What? Dey voted who!? off of de Bachelor?

Dis is me with a dogger park friend. Intimate moment innerupted by papo ratzi

who is awsum? I'm awsum.

Happer Nu Year Peeples. Make good choices and eat mor Kibblez!