dis is why we cain't have nice tings.

Now dat we live in the poartments, mama lets me have the the run of de whole! house! Here are tings that I like about bein the man of the house.

1. Snugging:
When my mama leaves, I get up in my mamas bed and I snuuuugg down into the covers. I specially like this on cold and rainy days. Normallies, I get up out the bed b4 mama gets home.. but last week she caughted me snugging up in her beds. She laughed at me and tooked my piksures.

2. Barking:
My mama is so nice to me. She put my big boy chair riiight in front of de windows so I can see the peoples on the street and yell at them and say, "hey, i'm levon, I lived heres." Sometimes, she forgets to pull up the blinders so I can see the peeps. So, I had to kill the blinders. Now we ain't got none. I says that it is more better. Mama sais this is why we can't have nice tings.

3. Destroying
Sometimes, if I get bored... I gets a little mad. I'm a fierce little dashhound and sometiems I need to reminds you of dat. Here's a list of tings I has destroyeded.

1. the blinders
2. 4 comforters
3. countless pillows (pillows are eveel and must be destroyed!)
4. cute flips from target
5. the kitchen trash
6. placemats on the taberl.
7. a bouquet of flowerz (they tasted funnies)
8. 4 of my necklaces (leashes)
9. mama's leggy raczer
10. the toilet paper rollly

I knowed that I look all cute and innocents..but I'm baaad. Bad to the bone. Here's the proofs.

 

My biggest complishments yet. Total destroycution.

Oh Hi, I'm in ur target bags.

Tireded from my escalades. got to sleepy in mamas bed.

I killeded that pillow ded.

pending on context this is my "Pity the Fool" face or my "How u doin" face.

toodles.