I whip muh hair...

As u know, I been staying with my Grammy Tammy and my Daddy Mike for a little whiles. It's been real hards for me to be way from my mamacita, so I has a few demands for how to make my stay more comfortables for Weevy. 

Weevy's List O Nercesities (Or How Levon Became a Diva)

1. Must be touching a hooman at all times. Dis includes while you is cooking me dinners. I will be at your feets.

2. Must never be left alone in the crates. do. not. like.

3. Must have de best cuddle position- which can either be behind my grammy's knees or on my daddy mikes shoulder. 

4. Must be fed before de other dogs and twice as often.

5. On rainy days, I perfer to go to the potty in the hooman toilet. Or I at least must have an umbrolly and wellies.

6. Must haved all the toys at one time. It don't matter if I can fiscally play wit all of them at the same time. Day is mine. 

7. Must never ever ever be foreced to wear a sweater. do. not. like.

8. Must have a couchie pillow dedicated solely to my use. No body eles. Just me. Get off it.

9. U must never obsticate my view out of the front window with blinds. I will cut them.

10. Erbody has to please give me puppy kisses and all the tensions. 

I'm da baby.

I tookded over baby Waldo's spot at Aunt Miteezy's house

Me n my speshul pillow. Before I eated it. 

resistance is futile. I'm the precious. 

Alsos, my mama tolded me to tell you that I'm gonna be an interwebs cerlebity. So, you shuld start to following me now. I don't know what that means cause I'm a dog.. but if It means i get more snuggles and kibbles, I say, "DO IT!" 

Love and Kibbles,

Levon Elizabeth Miller Dukakis Roden

P. S. Tune in next time for an explernation of my name.

been a long time, shuldn'ta left u

oh hai. my mama sayed that you all been questing a blog post for me. So, hear I am!

wut up. wit it?

 Wut has been going on wit Weevy you asks? 

Well, I been on a super duper xtra long vacashun with my grammy tammy and my daddy mike and my cuzin brudders ozzy and doogie and my cuzin sistah Sadie Tot. 

We have many funs together and my grammy says that we make her crazy. I tink that is a good thing. probally. 

Do I make you crazy, baby?

Also, my great grammy maw barber jean is staying with us too. She no like having all them gaggle of puppies around her, but sumtimes, I be real good and I cuddle with her just a little and she say, "good boy Weevy Elizabeth" and I like that. 

Hear some pictures that my grammer tammer sended to my mama so that she don't 4get what Levon looks like. Dat would be ver bad. 

Me and my cuzin bruder, Doogie Houser, Pup.D. We readed the sundy papers 2gether bc we is smart pupperkins.

I wuv Doogie's puppy toys. So I stealded it. tee hee. tee hee.

Weevy luvs pupcorn. the most danger place in the whole worlds is tween me and some noms. 

OK, Dats all right for now. Soon, me and my mommy gone be reunited(and it feels so gud) in the Bermerhams. I don't know what that is, but I do like ham. So, is probally good for me. 

Love and Kibbles,

Levon Elizabeth Miller Dukakis Roden

Papo ratzi!

My mama is weird. Really really weird. She takesy piksures of me all.da.times! I mean... I can't help dat i'm adorables and all... but geez... sumtimes a baby just needs some peace.

Anywayz... here's some of mama's works. She's calling it her BwackBerry Pupper Dog Series.

Mama sayz dat i'm very spressive.

My grammy says I'm purty. Das true.

Ok. Tootles. Moar Latersz.

I'm so purty...

My topographer, Aunt B and my mama went 4 a walky walk yesterday and she tookded my piksures.

Clik here to see more pretty piksures of me!

Mergency Room!

I had some citements dat I need to tell u bout.
See, what had happened was.. my mama was at the worky works allllll.day.long. (do no like) and she comeded home to see me and we went outside!! Levy likes the outside cuz there are peoples and goggies to barky at all the time.

dis time we went outside. someting happened. sometin bad happened. I don't know what the someting was that happened to me, but it did. and it was bad.

After I went to tinkletown, mommy and I went insides cause it was rainin and mama don't like them rains none. Dats when I realized that everything was not ok. Sinces I'm a puppy and my tongue is too long to talky and i could not say "actar actar, everyting is not ok- you call 911", I had to use my other mefods of communorcating.

I barkied.
And den I drugged my butty acrossed the floors.
And den I laid on my mama all pitiful like.

Dats when mama realized that somethin was bad wrong. My belly was full up with red itchy scratchy ness.
And my ears was red and my nose was all bumpy and ugly.

Den my mama freakded out and she put me in te car and took me to the mergency room for goggies.

When I got der, a cweepy dude with some stinky gloves got alls up in my bidness and stuck things in places I cannot menshun herez.

He told mama dat I has awwergies, but I dunno what dem is cause I'm a dog.

he giveded me two needle sticks and said "all bettah".

Then my mama giveded him all the money she has in the wurld. Then my mama cried.

Den we went home and  Igot all sleepy and warm and fuzzy and mama said it was cuz of the banana drills but I don't know what thems is cause I'm a dog.

Now I am all more better, so don't worry.

Dis is me hi on the banana drills.

Is der nebody out der?

My moms sented me dis article from the SEENNs abotu other puppies and kittehs blorging and facedbooking on the interwebs. I tink they is copydoggering me.

People Posing and Talking as their Pets on Social Networking

In other news, i'm really cute.

in other other news, today, it is STORMING in the big city. Mama lefted me in my crates (do not like) becuz I assidently eated some laundries the other day... anywayz, she lefted me in my crates and it is storming so many outside and I CAN'T HIDE. So, i'ma burrow down underneafs my covers and bankies and I'ma take my bones and my snuggie wit me to keep me companies until moms gets home and makes the scary thunderz go to away.

Did you know that dashhounds are really good at burrowin? it's in our DNA and our nosez.

Ok. Time for my afternoon sleeps. Gotsta get rested for when mama gets home so i can run in circles and jumpy on her and bark at that pesky terrorer.

peace out, homies.

Hot Dog!

Hey der! I knowed, I knowed. It been too many eats and sleeps sins I update you on de life and timez of Levon Elizabeth Roden.

Hmm. So... What's goin on wit me you ask? Well, nuttin much. Me and my momma been chillin a lot lately. She makesd me go in the cratez again cuz she got the carpetz clean and she don't trust me no how. But now she put the crate by the winder so I can watch the peoples that walk by.

OH. Big NEWS... there is  a new puppykin in my poartments. Ok, not MY poartment.. but the Poartment next store where the creepy dudey used to live. Now der is a PUGGLE. Levon likes puggles... I wanted to play wit he but his mama is not as nice as mine and she don't let puggle talk to levon.

I will find a way to win her heart so dat we can plays. till den, we will be star crossed puppykins.

Ok. I gotta go tinkle. Next time, we talk about the portance of litermacy. K!?